Mandy and the Lunch Hour Blogpost

There are two things I do to break up the monotony of my day:

1. I give Harry Potter titles to the mundane actions and objects in my life
   ie: “Mandy and the Luke Warm Mug of Tea”
   “Mandy and the Half Shaven Pug”
   “Mandy and the Never Ending Spreadsheet”
   “Mandy and the Unending Supply of Dirty Dishes”
   
2. I reuse lines from the chorus of “Bitches” by Mindless Self Indulgence
   (this is mostly when I think I’ve done something good, occasionally awesome)
   ie: “Bitches love me cause they know I can Ice a Cake”
   “Bitches love me cause I’m wearing wooly socks”
   “Bitches love me cause I found the missing embroidery needle under the couch”
   “Bitches love me cause I stock”
   (as in make chicken stock, not stock shelves in some kind of retail hell)
   
   If you’re not familiar with the song, here is a rendition done by Pikachu
   
   

The past week’s menu:

Potage Parmentier, or Vichysoisse if you drink it cold, or Potato and Leek Soup if you’re a big suck and refuse to let me have some fun

BACON JAM, I haven’t tried this on anything, only off a spoon, but I’m getting a loaf delivered today so I’ll do a full write up of the bacon-y deliciousness later this week

Upside Down Gingerbread Pear Cake, this was pretty fantastic, but I brought it to a ducken dinner, so everyone was pretty full before we got to dessert. Making this cake kinda re-affirmed my hatred for working with molasses, that shit is sticky and slow moving as hell…HELLLL!

Lots of leftovers and BagelBites…shut up, I was sick, no one wants to cook when they’re sick!

Lack of pictures because the good camera is in Las Vegas with the Boy, my camera is full of suck and will probably be replaced this Boxing Day… or as soon as I can swindle one of the 8 cameras my Dad owns.